Mari kaitkan dengan reproduktif sistem

Mari kita mulakan segmen yang berunsur sedikit lucah pada kali ini. Ohmaigawd!!! apa dah jadi dengan aku ni! cuti sekolah ni, asyik dipengaruhi benda kotor je. Syaiton banyak sungguh.


Kisah dia bermula macam nie, semalam.. ada sedara belah emak belah emak nenek tiri kita call.
Dengan suara tercungap-cungap kegembiraan, dia memberitahu dah selamat bersalin anak yang... (Jap perlukan masa untuk mengira). Haaaaa, anak kelima kalau tak silap. Rasanya macam baru semalam aku tengok kau kahwin. Gendang gendut tali kecapi, tiba-tiba anak dah lima. Eh sesuai ke aku guna pantun ni. Reproduktif sungguh yea!. Walhal masih muda haha . Mama ada bagitau yang sedara kita nie ada pakai IUCD untuk mencegah ibu-ibu dari termengandung kalau kau tak tahu apa benda ni, kau memang datang dari zaman Cheng Ho tak pon zaman batu sebab dari darjah 6 dah belajar. Adalah sebab-sebab dia memakainya. Kalau tak silap iucd tu macam besi halus panjang bersama tali yang dimasukkan. Bodoh tak kalau tanya soalan ni. Takpe, kita bisik ye I wonder how they make out?? with freaking weird thing in.... okay tak boleh lebih-lebih, my parent baca blog ni rasanya. Kang tak pasal-pasal aku kena usrah. Siapa boleh jawab soalan ni??.
haha Well, albet Isetan ada cakap,
'imagination is more important than knowledge'.... tapi tanpa bantuan Google, kes misteri ni takkan terselesai juga.
Ceywah, misteri lah sangat!! okay, macam tu lah ceritanya. lawak tak? lawak tak?=.=''

knowing me

What are you afraid of?
errr... my mom, she looks like a monster inc when she get angry
and sometimes, she looks like hungry shrek


What is your favaourite song?
officially missing you- Tamia
i love bruno mars thats all!!
Pisang emas- ahamd albab kering (lagu tradisional)


What do you usually do when the clocks turns 12:00?
take a shower and makes breakfast for myself and (family)... ouh really? tipu besar!


What do you worry about?
pregnant and make out!


Does it turn you off if the person u like missing some teeth?
obviously yes.


Your bad habbit?
asking to many question, i love to change lyrics till it not-nice-anymore-to-hear


Im obsessed with...
popcorn or anything crunchy. U give me crunchy munchy snack, i'll give u hug!


I hate people....
who love to compare with others and talks non-stop!

Finding me

Untill now.... i have no clue about how do i look when i turned 30, with this freaky curly hair?? hmmmm.. what do u think? its gonna be disaster. BIG DISASTER! what is my job?, do i live happily and not living in poverty.hehe just joking macam bersamamu la pulak. Kau cakap mcm kau nie sampah je. Will i afford to buy my dream car, dream house?? .When it comes to "ambition". I really take this question seriously.

Im 16 and i still cant figure out what is my best career that fit me well. I need motivation and a lot of reading. Hello!!! anis, ur 16!!! wake up. wake up. If u ask me what is my ambition in short term.. spontaniously, i'll say get as many A's in my Spm and go to university and score with great pointer.. Please God! let it be. I've made mistake once in my pmr and im not gonna let the same mistake happen again. NEVER NEVER. NEVER. fullstop. Oh yea!! i've just read the rich dad poor dad by robert kiyosaki. It awesome!! u should buy it! no regret for sure.



oneday, when i live a life that on my last moment of living, i can look back and say "i lived a good life". could it be? u hope anis, u hope.

I wonder how

if u had one chance to say something to your mom before she left you to go to work or anywhere....what would it be? sometimes, i always wanted to say the words that i never say to her before, but when it comes to real action, my words stood still and i just dont understand why. Maybe im just not used to say those words, i mean (rarely). But.... eventhought in silence, LOVE will always heard. In silence, I LOVE YOU. In distance, i'll care bout you.

Sexy sexy sekali.

Here some my TOP 5 sexiest voice!!!

1. Bruno mars
2.John Mayer
3.Enrique Iglesias
4.Jason Castro
5. Teddy Geiger



Bruno!!!. His holly voice... IRREPLACEABLE!!



and ofcourse, some picture of.....




Agyness Deyn
Agyness Deyn Agyness Deyn Agyness Deyn maaf, saya terpuja dengan kecantikannya. Dah macam magazine mag la pulak. Mengapa wajah mu harus begitu?? Dikau telah membuat daku terkentut dikala malam pabila melihat kecantikan moooo..

Inilah realiti ''Emak''

-Suka membandingkan anda dengan orang lain.

-Beleter sesuka hati sesedap rasa lemak berkrim disukai ramai walaupun di tempat awam, ini tidak mematahkan semangat mereka untuk terus beleter kadang-kadang tentang benda yang sangat tidak relevan seperti.....
''kan mama dah cakap, tolong jangan basahkan spender, pastu masuk dalam washing machine'' lokasi kejadian, pasar malam. Errrr.......takpelah. Malu nak cakap. ('00')

-Cakap benda yang sama berulang-ulang kali... seperti " anis, sidai kain!!! ''.
ye maaa, tak perlulah nak cakap sampai 20 kali....

-Meninggalkan beg tangan or phone or apa sahaja di dalam genggaman di merata tempat. Dan sebaik sahaja dia meyedari kehilangan barang, dia pun terus.....
" anis.... rasa-rasanya, dekat mana mama tinggalkan phone?? tolong carik kejap'' seee.... aku jugak jadi mangsa.. kita memang suka segmen mencari '' barang hilang'' kalau u all nak tau. =.=''

-Membelikan pakaian cantik lagi berjenama mahal untuk membodek hati ini. Lantas aku pun melompat memujinya....
Lalu, apabila aku menterbalikkan ''tag baju" ke belakang, terpampanglah kenyataan SALE 70%....... (patutlah banyak semacam je beli)

-Membeli phone canggih... pastu, habis dia tanya semua orang ''macam mana nak guna nih''.

-Menonton berita di televisyen pasal Paris Hilton kena tangkap dadah. Lalu dia berpesan kepada anaknya, " tengok tu, muka cantik tapi yang baik buruk pun takbole nak pikir''
" nanti bila dah besar, tolong jangan buat benda bukan-bukan" maa... janganlah nak samakan orang dengan Paris Hilton tu.... =.=''


SEKIAN.... sungguhpun begitu, saya sangat sayang emak saya.